Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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