Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
