Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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