You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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