Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You need Xanax blowdarts
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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