And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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