16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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