How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
this beer tastes like vomit already
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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