Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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