I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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