can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
