3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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