fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I know her cup size but not her name....
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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