How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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