i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he shaved USA in his pubs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have fence marks all over my body
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize