the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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