I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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