he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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