So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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