I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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