you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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