Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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