i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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