i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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