I love black thongs
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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