So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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