this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
