my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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