"it" just moved
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You almost got us killed.
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