I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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