i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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