coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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