A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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