She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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