Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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