We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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