Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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