hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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