I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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