thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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