my room smells like sperm. sweet.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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