so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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