So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize