He asked me if I "almost moaned"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
