May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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