We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
