No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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