porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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