roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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