and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
