Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im having a threesome with these popsicles
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He better not be in your backpack
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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