Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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