I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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