wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
