i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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