We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he thought i was a dude.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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