no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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