Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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